aviancy:

*plugs hdmi cable into hdmi slot and not the usb slot* I learned that at tech school ;)

(via spongebobssquarepants)

splders:

WHEN YOU SEE PEOPLE EATING YOUR FAV FOOD AND THEY OFFER YOU SOME

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thelittlemerms:

pixie-tot:

why are non-millennials so personally offended by everything? like if i’m still wearing my jacket indoors, it’s because i’m cold, not because i disrespect your home/your classroom !! if somebody has got your order wrong, it’s because they’re very busy and simply made a mistake, not because they’re trying to jeopardise your meal !! if somebodies phone rings during a meeting/lecture, it’s because they accidentally forgot to put it on silent, not because they want to disrupt your speech !! just calm down, sharon, not everything is about you

my personal favorite is when you yawn and they’re like “am I boring you?”

like bitch i’m running on five hours of sleep and chronic anxiety 

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

shittyidea:

Republicans taking over House and Senate

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just-shower-thoughts:

The worst part of having the hiccups is having to listen to people tell you their cure for the hiccups.